I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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