is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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