Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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