he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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