Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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