My friends, they love my intelligence
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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