make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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