so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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