How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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