Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
