I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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