I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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