hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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