Non-Jews are for practice
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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