don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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