I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have post one night stand depression
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