Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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