ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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