she kept yelling 'call me bella'
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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