What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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