This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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