perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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