it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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