he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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