I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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