We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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