Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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