so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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