this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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