was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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