Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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