I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
