just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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