you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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