are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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