I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Everyone says I win the strip club
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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