Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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