Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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