Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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