hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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