Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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