He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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