still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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