True but thats because hes a fetus.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
