Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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