There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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