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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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