That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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