She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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