Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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