PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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