Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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