Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I understand Curling. That high.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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