I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
