So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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