I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
