I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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