We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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